Whos jokes
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Memes
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Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*