Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?