Whos jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Memes
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.