Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Whos Jokes
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
