Whos jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Memes
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Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.