Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.