Whos jokes
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”