Whos jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
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