Whos jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Memes
Guide to surviving Scream(1996)
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.