Whos jokes
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.