Whos jokes
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Memes
The origin of my pfp
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.