Whos jokes
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Memes
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.