Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.