I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
