Whos jokes
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.