Whos jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P