Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.