White Jokes

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

Q: What's black, white, and Asian?

A: A panda!

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

I'll put white in your smile.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.