White jokes
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.