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White jokes

Mistake

    • They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

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    • President

    • Hillary Clinton is elected president...

    And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

    The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."

    She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."

    The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

    The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."

    She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."

    On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

    The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."

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    • White memes

    Rapist

    • Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

    Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

    Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

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    • Woman

    • I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

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    • Yang

    • You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

    There was none, it was all white!

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