Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I'll put white in your smile.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
