Wheres jokes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!