Wheres jokes
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16