My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
what did jeff dahmer say to the gays? get over here and let me give you so much anial to where you die DADDY! UWU!
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:š±im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for youš”š”šš
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They donāt know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: Iām going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iām a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itās like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itās not like they can tell their parents.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They canāt see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they donāt know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Silly joke! Whereās my natcho? You have it :excuse me itās nacho cheese š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. š 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Daddy wheres my anus
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didnāt want them.
Wouldnāt want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
