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One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

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    Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

    People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

    God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

    Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

    Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

    My enemy: Uh, no, why?

    Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

    A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

    One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

    Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

    I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

    Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

    To the I.C.U.