Wheres jokes
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Where's your off button?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.