Wheres jokes
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Where's your off button?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.