Wheres jokes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Where's your off button?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.