When jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
When an African has a twin, your me??
This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.