When jokes
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.