When jokes

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

What happens when two walls meet?

They are cornered.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.