When jokes

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

What did the retard say when the water too deep?

"Deep deep."

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”