When jokes
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
When red do be sus, though.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.