When jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
When an African has a twin, your me??
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?