When jokes
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.