When jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.