When jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

When did Jesus die?

On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?