When jokes

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.