When jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Memes
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.