When jokes

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?