When jokes
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
When is Donald Trump?
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?