When jokes

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

When did Jesus die?

On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

When is Father's Day?

Nine months before Mother's Day.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!