When jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD