When jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Memes
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What time is it when you say "bad day?"