When jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.