When jokes
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Memes
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.