Spooky meme jokes

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.