Spooky meme jokes

Body

ShiftyDealer69 · 6 years ago

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

Carving

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

Meme

Winnie · 2 years ago

This Jake

A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".

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Costume party

Morbid · 7 years ago

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

Incest

SpanktheZelda · 5 years ago

What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Pedophile

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

Meme

Anonymous · 7 months ago

Gonna need some comments here! | Daily Spooky Meme #4

A cartoon skeleton, looking distressed, holds its boney hands to its head with an open mouth and angry eyebrows. The background is dark. Above the skeleton, the text reads: "When you post a spooky meme and no one comments 'thank mr skeltal'".

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The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

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