When jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.