When jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
When is Donald Trump?
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?