When jokes
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.