When jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Lol same
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...