When jokes
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when you get home?
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
When I get hungry 😋
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"