When jokes
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
when your grampa hears your music
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.