When jokes
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."