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Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
My honest reaction when my mom said no
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.