When jokes
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, āI need your weight, not your phone number.ā
Memes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
When the card declines on child insurance.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!