When jokes
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.