When jokes

School

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Orphan

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Speed Bump

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Memes

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

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Bear

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Something

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Height

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Wheelchair

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Shooter

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Gun

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Onion

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

Information

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

Penis

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

Brain

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Orphan

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Lawyer

What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

Wife

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.