When jokes
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Memes
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.