When jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

MEOM!

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

That moment when you poop 😂

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!