When jokes

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?

A wet pebble.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

What time is it when you get home?

When I get hungry 😋

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."