When jokes
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Memes
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
When the card declines on child insurance.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
When the nlgga is farting!!!
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."