When jokes
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Memes
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"