When jokes

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you still there?

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.