Freddie Mercury and Dracula

  • What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?

    A dead man with AIDS.

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    Listen up, champ. Dracula is undead, and Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Put them together and you just get a dead guy with a disease. You're the kind of person who stares at orange juice cartons because they say 'concentrate', aren't you?

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