When jokes
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.