When jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

When you breathe.

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

What do you get when a dinosaur farts?

A blast from the past!

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What did the fish say when he got to the dam?

"Dam water."

"Dam!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.