When jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
When is a door not a door?
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.