When jokes
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."