When jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Like if its true
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"