When jokes

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.