When jokes
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."