When jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.