When jokes

What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Where's freshfry when I need him? :(

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.