When jokes
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."