When jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Nerds be like...
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.