When jokes
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
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What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.