When jokes
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Memes
Shorse
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.