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What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

When I mist, I miss.

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support: