When jokes
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
How i feel when...
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.