When jokes
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
But when?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.