When jokes
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
But when?
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?