When jokes

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere...

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.