When jokes

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The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

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Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.