When jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.