When jokes
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.