When jokes
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.