When jokes
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Memes
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.