When jokes
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?