When jokes
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."