When jokes

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*