When jokes

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

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What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.