When jokes
When you fail art school.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Memes
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.