When jokes
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.