When jokes
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"