When jokes
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).