When jokes

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."