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What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Whatβs the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.