When jokes

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Why do orphans love Oreos?

Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.