When jokes
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
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My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."