When jokes

Guy

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

Emo

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

Mistake

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Memes

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Blow job

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Slave

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Buck

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

Cheetah

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Orphan

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

Orphan

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Kid

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.