When jokes
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Memes
when i am annoyed with my brother
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.