When jokes

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam.

I cried when my dad cut onions.

Onions was a good dog.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?

He flew up!

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.