When jokes
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.