When jokes
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.