When jokes
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.