When jokes
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.