When jokes
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Memes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.