When jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.