Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo Mama's Weight
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about how overweight yo mama is. She's so massive that when she steps on a scale, it can't even display her full weight. It just says "To be continued" because there's too much more to weigh. Bet you didn't know your brain weighs like three pounds! (On a good day)