When jokes
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Memes
Always!
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.