Skeleton joke jokes

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.