When jokes
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Memes
For Da Boys
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!