When jokes

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?

A hurri-CANE.

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."