When jokes
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.