When jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.