When jokes
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Always!
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”