When jokes

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.