When jokes
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!