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Q: Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
A: Everywhere.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.