When jokes
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.