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What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.