When jokes
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!