Whats jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Memes
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.