Whats jokes
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.