Whats jokes
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.