Whats jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
i will join the necrons because of this
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Dschoha's wife was accustomed to go out at night to meet her lover, which caused the neighbors to tease Dschoha. Thus, one night he stayed awake until she left, then locked the door and sat down just inside.
Upon returning, she found the door locked. She asked him to have mercy on her and to open the door, but he just scolded her.
Having given up hope for a good outcome, she said to him, "If you don't open the door for me, I'll jump into the well."
Then she picked up a large stone and threw it into the well. Filled with regret, he ran outside to see what had happened. His wife immediately slipped into the house and locked the door.
He made every effort to convince her to let him come inside, but she scolded him incessantly, saying, "This is what you get for staying out all night with your drunken friends!" And thus she succeeded in shaming him in the presence of all their neighbors.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.