Whats jokes
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.