Whats jokes

What is the plural of goose? Geese.

What is the plural of foot? Feet.

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?

Chopped Junior!

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

A school bus full of kids.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

"I'm wiped!"