Whats jokes
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...