Whats jokes
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Hey, what's up?
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.