What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Whats Jokes
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
