Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.