Whats jokes

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?

Tourists.

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

“Exactly,” replied the mom.

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

What bee can't fly?

Koby.

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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

What do Indian hip hop artists eat?

Rice rice baby.

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.

Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.

What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?

"Ajous".

1: My grandpa died last year.

2: What kind of cancer?

1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.