Whats jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Memes
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.